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| Search found 23 matches |
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 Topic: Meeting Santa |
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| TurkeyThievingAsshole Replies: 6 Views: 214 |
 Forum: Thanksgiving Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 7:35 am Subject: Meeting Santa |
| "What? Don't be silly, little one! I've been working on this beard for years!" Butch said before letting out a classic series of "ho ho ho"s. | |
| Topic: The First Encounter |
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| TurkeyThievingAsshole Replies: 40 Views: 1026 |
Forum: Thanksgiving Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 7:34 am Subject: The First Encounter |
| "I don't see a lady here." Jacey scoffed with an eyeroll. | |
| Topic: Meeting Santa |
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| TurkeyThievingAsshole Replies: 6 Views: 214 |
Forum: Thanksgiving Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 7:19 am Subject: Meeting Santa |
| "Why hello there, little girl! What's your name?" Butch put on his best Santa voice for the little red-head who had just approached him. He gave a brisk pat on his knee, offering her a seat. | |
| Topic: The First Encounter |
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| TurkeyThievingAsshole Replies: 40 Views: 1026 |
Forum: Thanksgiving Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 7:18 am Subject: The First Encounter |
| "And maybe they'll just put you down like the animal you are." Jacey shot back quickly, making a face at Kiona's comment. | |
| Topic: Meeting Santa |
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| TurkeyThievingAsshole Replies: 6 Views: 214 |
Forum: Thanksgiving Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:01 pm Subject: Meeting Santa |
| Butch loved the Holiday Season, and he loved no holiday more than Christmas. Permitting, Christmas was still a month away, that still didn't crush his little Christmas Spirit, which he was just so cho ... | |
| Topic: The First Encounter |
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| TurkeyThievingAsshole Replies: 40 Views: 1026 |
Forum: Thanksgiving Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 6:55 pm Subject: The First Encounter |
| "All because you couldn't just give up the turkey. I swear to god if I end up arrested over this..." Jacey uttered, although, when he thought about it, he wasn't quite sure WHAT he'd be gett ... | |
| Topic: The First Encounter |
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| TurkeyThievingAsshole Replies: 40 Views: 1026 |
Forum: Thanksgiving Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 6:46 am Subject: The First Encounter |
| Jacey continued to sputter, turning to watch as the downed turkey was picked up by the same woman who's rowdy tots were responsible for Jacey's downfall.
"Nonononono!" He sputtered pathe ... |
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| Topic: The First Encounter |
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| TurkeyThievingAsshole Replies: 40 Views: 1026 |
Forum: Thanksgiving Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:56 am Subject: The First Encounter |
| "I'll pay double her double!" Jacey tried to plea as well, however, it didn't look like either deal was going to fly as the security guard began hauling off the both of them. | |
| Topic: The First Encounter |
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| TurkeyThievingAsshole Replies: 40 Views: 1026 |
Forum: Thanksgiving Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:47 am Subject: The First Encounter |
| "No, it's my turkey!" Jacey hollered, to which the guard responded by reaching over and smacking the bird out of Jacey's grasp before grabbing him by the back of his shirt collar.
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| Topic: The First Encounter |
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| TurkeyThievingAsshole Replies: 40 Views: 1026 |
Forum: Thanksgiving Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:35 am Subject: The First Encounter |
| "You lying...sir, she's lying! This was my turkey and she OBVIOUSLY is assaulting me!" Jacey yelled in protest, still smashing the girl against the chip display.
Meanwhile, the guard went ... |
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| Topic: The First Encounter |
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| TurkeyThievingAsshole Replies: 40 Views: 1026 |
Forum: Thanksgiving Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 9:19 am Subject: The First Encounter |
| "No!" Jacey grunted as he further attempted to smash the girl into the display.
Meanwhile, a passerby customer had run off to grab security and sure enough, shortly therein after, a fat f ... |
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| Topic: The First Encounter |
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| TurkeyThievingAsshole Replies: 40 Views: 1026 |
Forum: Thanksgiving Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:53 am Subject: The First Encounter |
| "God DAMMIT!" Jacey yelled, annoyed, as his eyes were covered. He reeled backwards towards a chip display (not that he knew that) and ran right into it with the girl still clinging onto him ... | |
| Topic: The First Encounter |
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| TurkeyThievingAsshole Replies: 40 Views: 1026 |
Forum: Thanksgiving Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:44 am Subject: The First Encounter |
| "Agh! Get off! I just-ugh-I just wanted to make my family a nice dinner! Get off me, you heathen!" Jacey hollered, nearly toppling over backwards at the additional weight on his back. | |
| Topic: The First Encounter |
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| TurkeyThievingAsshole Replies: 40 Views: 1026 |
Forum: Thanksgiving Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 5:53 am Subject: The First Encounter |
| "Does it matter?" Jacey grunted as he continued to flail away from the girl. | |
| Topic: The First Encounter |
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| TurkeyThievingAsshole Replies: 40 Views: 1026 |
Forum: Thanksgiving Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:09 am Subject: The First Encounter |
| "I am getting this turkey if it's the last thing I do!" Jacey said as he tugged harshly at the turkey. | |
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