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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
"Oi, fuck you!" Jacey hollered, catching up quickly. He raced passed the girl just enough to turn and cut her off, hopefully. If anything, he was going to at least make her wrestle for the turkey as he reached for it.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
“What are you doing?” Kiona exclaimed, pausing in her tracks and holding the turkey away from his grasp.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
"I am getting this turkey if it's the last thing I do!" Jacey said as he tugged harshly at the turkey.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
"I can't believe this, are you even American?" Kiona asked reaching for his arm to reclaim the bird.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 5:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
"Does it matter?" Jacey grunted as he continued to flail away from the girl.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
"Since you're fighting my so hard over this turkey, yes!" Kiona said before just throwing herself onto the mans back.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
"Agh! Get off! I just-ugh-I just wanted to make my family a nice dinner! Get off me, you heathen!" Jacey hollered, nearly toppling over backwards at the additional weight on his back.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
"No! It was MY bird for MY family!" Kiona yelled, clapping her hands over his eyes in hopes to disorient him further.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
"God DAMMIT!" Jacey yelled, annoyed, as his eyes were covered. He reeled backwards towards a chip display (not that he knew that) and ran right into it with the girl still clinging onto him while he clung to the frozen bird.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 5:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
"Just give it to me!" Kiona yelled, grunting upon impact with the display. (Que the security?)
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
"No!" Jacey grunted as he further attempted to smash the girl into the display.

Meanwhile, a passerby customer had run off to grab security and sure enough, shortly therein after, a fat faced security guard came waddling over, out of breath and red in the face.

"Hey! Hey! Stop that!" He hollered, reaching to grab Jacey to cease his attempts on the girl's (and the chip display) life.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
"Thank God you're here! This man has been assaulting me over my turkey, which he stole!" Kiona managed to yell between Jacey and the chip display.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
"You lying...sir, she's lying! This was my turkey and she OBVIOUSLY is assaulting me!" Jacey yelled in protest, still smashing the girl against the chip display.

Meanwhile, the guard went ahead and waved at a manager, who ran off towards the customer service counter at the front of the store, and, with the help of another random passerby, he managed to peel Kiona and Jacey apart. The man hauled Jacey back while the security guard yanked Kiona away.

"That's enough! You're both coming to the security office to wait for the cops!" The round man hollered.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kiona started kicking and struggling in the grasp of the security guard.

"Cops? That's ridiculous. Just let me buy the bird and I'll be on my way!" She exclaimed.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
"No, it's my turkey!" Jacey hollered, to which the guard responded by reaching over and smacking the bird out of Jacey's grasp before grabbing him by the back of his shirt collar.

"No one gets the turkey now!" He yelled.
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